After defeating Superman, Klingons, Robo-T, Darth Vader and the Spice Girls (twice), Mr T decides to take a sea cruise for some well earned rest. . . .

Mr T parks his van

Nobody better get in T's way!

T meets with the captain.

That Mr T- he's a helluva tough.

All is peaceful. However at dinner, Destiny shows her mighty hand, and the course of history is forever altered.

Jack and Rose conspire to run away